Worst Church Signs EVER!

Okay...let me rant a bit...I HATE church signs. I think that, unless they have announcements on them, they can be the biggest turn off to unbelievers. Do you agree or disagree? Share with me your thoughts and HOKEY church sign sayings.

Here's one I saw yesterday...

"There's no 'stop, drop and roll' in hell."
YEAH, that makes me wanna get saved...

or how about this one...

"What's missing from CH_ _ CH? UR."
That was cute in the 4th grade.

What about some of yours? I will compile a master list of hokiness.


Okay...I am now updating our master list of hokey church sign sayings in no particular order...we may vote later!

"There's no 'stop, drop and roll' in hell."
"What's missing from CH_ _ CH? UR."
"Do you have fire insurance?"
"Come in for a free 'Faith' Lift."
"1-Cross, 3-nails, 4-given"
"No God - No Peace Know God - Know Peace"
"Come in and let me tell you why God hates you!"
"Try our Sundays. They're better than Baskin Robin's."
"Left Behind" Movie Night
"Walmart isn't the only saving place."
"Become a Jesus follower, make hell smaller."
"Turn or burn!"
"Sunday coaches lead children to Hell."
"Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives." (very true, but very lame)
"This church is 'prayer-conditioned.'"
"There's no air-conditioner in Hell."

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